Why can't Johnny the Drunk read the signs?

We have absolutely irrefutable proof Lower Greenville scumbar patrons cannot read anything unless it's printed on the side of a beer can.

This kind of stupidity can cost you $50.

In advance of some major parking changes on the 5700 block of Prospect (between Greenville and Matilda, down the street from Char-Bar), the City moved the NO PARKING signs from the north side of the street to the south side of the street on Monday. That meant the restrictions were enforceable on Friday evening.

And just as we expected, nearly a dozen cars were parked on this side of the street on Friday night, including one owned by a self-parking valet attendant who absolutely insisted the signs did not apply to him.

Luckily, he was able to see the bright red and blue lights on the DPD patrol vehicle driving up the street about 11pm. This officer wrote nearly a dozen tickets for illegal parking. Way to go!

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By Avi S. Adelman under Neighborhoods , Safe streets